This week, ‘Poker After Dark’ is running what they are calling a “Rail Heaven” cash game. Blinds are $200/$400, and the players assembled are veritable who’s who of poker heavyweights: Phil Ivey, Tom “Durrrr” …

“Now filming “Caesars Cup” for ESPN + worldwide TV, Americas vs. Europe! Negreanu C, Ivey, Juanda, Brunson, Harmon, Seed, Greenstein, and me”
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“I know how to spell all my boys’ last names! The girl? …

“Check out Lebron James playing online poker in new rap video! Just wish it was at @ultimate_bet http://bit.ly/s881Z”
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“Damn! If UltimateBet hadn’t cheated everybody I could be hanging out in limos with Lebron James… …

“Hail Caesar!! In 46 hours (1:00 pm Saturday) I arrive in Leicester Square dressed as Julius Caesar, in a Chariot w horses, and 11 models!!”
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“Bad Caesar schtick again in 2 days (-2hrs) in …

The following video, shot by Joe Stapleton at the 2009 Dream Team Poker Tournament, is about as close to sitting on Phil Hellmuth’s left as most of us will ever get.  It’s horribly shot… but …

A collection of ten video clips featuring Phil Hellmuth going bananas. Includes the now-classic “The guy can’t even spell poker!” rant. (via the always entertaining Poker King Blog)